Too Good Too Be True

I am embarrassed and sad to announce that I, in fact, did not win the lottery. Instead, I'm just a silly, gullible old lady who lost everything to some Nigerian scam.  I have petitioned Mr. Priestly and I hope he will allow me back in the competition.  Obviously, the 10 billion dollars would do a great deal to help me recover financially. More importantly it will help me to make an impact on the world and perhaps recover some self-respect.   

Thank-you.